It's happened! Everything I feared has come to pass: our yard has become a free-for-all of invading animals. First it started with the squirrels acting like they owned the place; now a nasty, sneaky neighbors-cat has heard that our yard is defenseless and has started coming over as well! And mommy still won't let me out! How can she let this happen? I mean, who does she think will protect this house while daddy's at work? I'm seriously not happy about this.
Look, even Dorothy - my oblivious to everything sister - can now see this is getting out of hand! It's happening just like I thought: I'm becoming known as the pushover of the street. I bark my loudest barks and growl my deepest, most threatening growls at this pompous cat but she just sits there smirking at me - knowing she's safe because the squirrels have told her I can't come outside.
Now that the squirrels and cats are invading at full force - what's next? A bear?!! Oh, if only I was an outside dog. There wouldn't be so much as a spider in my yard!